How to stop Crow, crowing

In the Telegraph.

EU wants wage equality, so does the RMT Union lead by the Cro-Magnum, Bob Crow.

I have a counter proposal to the EU and Mr. Crow.  How about this "every union employee and representative should get paid the same as the mean wage of the workers that they represent".

It is something that Unions have always supported; closing of the pay gap between those at the top those at the top of an organisation and those at the bottom.

I don't suppose Crow and the other Union bosses would go for that, they want to live in an equal world, they are just more equal than the rest of us.